Today is my birthday! I can officially run for President of the United States.
Here is a list of my qualifications, credentials, etc.
Here is a list of my qualifications, credentials, etc.
- B.A. in Political Science from NYU, summa cum laude. (Yup -- Overachiever!)
- Excellent juggler (but not so good as to juggle things like knives or flames)
- Very diplomatic (unless you are wrong)
- Really likes upgrades, and feels like Air Force One would be acceptable
- Well-traveled
- Good with social media
- Not really a detail person, but loves to boss around those who are
- Valid passport
- Once rode in a motorcade and didn't get motion sickness (tell you about that another time)
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