Thursday, July 25, 2013

Vote for me!

Today is my birthday! I can officially run for President of the United States.

Here is a list of my qualifications, credentials, etc.

  • B.A. in Political Science from NYU, summa cum laude. (Yup -- Overachiever!)
  • Excellent juggler (but not so good as to juggle things like knives or flames)
  • Very diplomatic (unless you are wrong)
  • Really likes upgrades, and feels like Air Force One would be acceptable
  • Well-traveled
  • Good with social media
  • Not really a detail person, but loves to boss around those who are
  • Valid passport
  • Once rode in a motorcade and didn't get motion sickness (tell you about that another time)
Vote for me!

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