He wanted me to reveal this last week. Then he decided I should wait until the end of the year and let out the secret in a Cast of Characters List. But I'm letting you know today.
You know Friend-Who-Cooks-Pancakes? He is ...... not my boyfriend. That's what you were thinking, right? Nope, not the secret.
Friend-Who-Cooks-Pancakes is .... the same person as ... Friend-With-a-Smart-Car. AND Friend-Who-Lives-Close-to-the-Bar.
We didn't want to trick you any longer. It wasn't purposeful deception. The monikers just sort of stuck, and I kept going with it. The three guest blogs as three different people were his idea. Maybe he's got multiple personalities. He has been acting rather odd lately.
I think I'm going to call him Friend-who-cooks-Pancakes, unless the Smart Car is involved. Really, though, he hasn't cooked pancakes in ages. Back before Derby he showed up with a Tupperware of piping hot pancakes and delivered them to my doorstep. I think he only did that because he thought I would blog about it and then he'd get ALL the ladies.
So there you go. Secret out.