He wanted me to reveal this last week. Then he decided I should wait until the end of the year and let out the secret in a Cast of Characters List. But I'm letting you know today.
You know Friend-Who-Cooks-Pancakes? He is ...... not my boyfriend. That's what you were thinking, right? Nope, not the secret.
Friend-Who-Cooks-Pancakes is .... the same person as ... Friend-With-a-Smart-Car. AND Friend-Who-Lives-Close-to-the-Bar.
We didn't want to trick you any longer. It wasn't purposeful deception. The monikers just sort of stuck, and I kept going with it. The three guest blogs as three different people were his idea. Maybe he's got multiple personalities. He has been acting rather odd lately.
I think I'm going to call him Friend-who-cooks-Pancakes, unless the Smart Car is involved. Really, though, he hasn't cooked pancakes in ages. Back before Derby he showed up with a Tupperware of piping hot pancakes and delivered them to my doorstep. I think he only did that because he thought I would blog about it and then he'd get ALL the ladies.
So there you go. Secret out.
You know Friend-Who-Cooks-Pancakes? He is ...... not my boyfriend. That's what you were thinking, right? Nope, not the secret.
Friend-Who-Cooks-Pancakes is .... the same person as ... Friend-With-a-Smart-Car. AND Friend-Who-Lives-Close-to-the-Bar.
We didn't want to trick you any longer. It wasn't purposeful deception. The monikers just sort of stuck, and I kept going with it. The three guest blogs as three different people were his idea. Maybe he's got multiple personalities. He has been acting rather odd lately.
I think I'm going to call him Friend-who-cooks-Pancakes, unless the Smart Car is involved. Really, though, he hasn't cooked pancakes in ages. Back before Derby he showed up with a Tupperware of piping hot pancakes and delivered them to my doorstep. I think he only did that because he thought I would blog about it and then he'd get ALL the ladies.
So there you go. Secret out.
3 comments
Wow, great secret! That explains the equally high quality of last week's guest blogs.
ReplyDeleteSo, what's the chance of you playing in, oh I don't know... Western Massachusetts (just comes to mind)? I know it's far from home, but gee can't you give us a treat of the tasty sounds of Miss Brigid Kaelin? It's June - it's not cold up here now.
Amy LaVere was up here last week at the Iron Horse in Northampton (you know her?). Very well received. You don't want to get shut out of the region by a tiny woman with a giant bass do ya??
You like how I just slipped all that in behind the verbal high five about Smart Car Friend Who Cooks Pancakes Near the Bar and the quality of his blogs!?! Pretty slick right?
Thanks Brigid!
Troy
Easthampton, Mass
That is pretty cool. I had a feeling it might be something like that. The style of the guewst blogs were real similar. It really is difficult to have 3 friends who all write well unless you are a writer yourself. Brilliant plan! So since there are not 3 different guys to go around, I guess we'll all have to fight for just the one?
ReplyDeleteExtreme cleverness. Who'da thunk it?
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